And after surviving the attack pseudo-asthmatic (still mysterious) that caught me during one of my first days here in Melbourne, we have now come to the second chapter of Matthew's misadventures.
Although not a pleasant experience for sure, can not fail, as usual, the canonical frame comic. I was at home, actually I was sitting on the toilet seat on the second floor below when someone began to knock on the door so insistent (almost a minute!) But as I said later to the police "was very busy "and I thought to myself that anyone would have expected.
After almost a minute the sound of rumbling stopped, giving way to a second noise on the quiet that I did not pay much attention ... However, I never thought that the thieves were broken into your home.
just out of the process I saw from someone who was rummaging in her bag of David, and when I said "who is" the bad guys or if they run screaming through a door (which was unaware of its existence) on the side of living room and that was probably left open after the party that David had organized a few days before ... However, if the door was closed they would simply break the glass.
My heart beat a thousand, I did not know if the two thieves were definitely flat escaped or were hidden in the garden waiting to give me the coup de grace, but still the most absurd thing I ask is the following "and if I open the door? "what would happen? Would give me a hammer on his head? Because it is not normal for people to open your garden gate and come and knock on the door here in Australia ... Later I
appostai as a lookout on the stairs looking through the two large windows adjacent to the road. An hour later two guys walked suspects several times back and forth in front of the house also giving a look at the front door (in fact the "gate" of the garden was left open because I did not want to go in the garden)
The next day the police came to do an inspection to detect any traces of fingerprints ... obviously do not exist. The two cops (the typical American cop show, pseudo-lesbian and masculine) said that two people had robbed the same afternoon another house, right in the street next to mine ... Fortunately, the woman who lived there was returning home and apparently the description of two men is almost the same. Next week I'll have to go to the police station to try to recognize the face through some photos. However if I was not at home would be taken away all the computer and things of value ... ansiaaa that! From now on it is better to hide my laptop somewhere ... or simply carry it behind the toilet hahaha!
Obviously whenever people hear the story of Matthew "busy" in the toilet while the thieves enter the house, it is inevitable that starts a laugh hehe.
Among other things, there is also a home alarm system ... maybe it's time to start using it.
And right now, ironically received a letter from the police, just for me! With various numbers to help identify the thieves ... of course the letter is addressed to Matthew Valech with a "C" only, because during that night Ben missed the spelling of my surname on the phone ... giving way to easy ironies that maybe I would be expelled from the country because of a C haha.
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