Saturday, December 25, 2010

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The second return

I am absolutely in shock, fell into a state of total apathy, surrounded by disappointment, coldness and negligence.

It was not this the way I imagined my "roaring" back home.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

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Halloween .... a light off.





is the effect of the decor to light off ...... bellllllloooooooo!! =)

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Jack'o'Lantern .... other decor.



Instead of pumpkins ....
As the pumpkins do not cost a few cents, which is a shame to throw away the pulp if you use it a lot, I've created something that resembles the face and almost the same effect ... and that can be reused for subsequent years. ...

could not be easier .... take empty jars of jam, any kind of size ..... cylindrical, round, large and even smaller .....
For the classic colors or glass or acrylics are fine, spread sheet orange, then black with the words you want and draw in place the little light turned on!
For the mummy, still on the glass jar stuck with the old adhesive bandages that you've used (of course ... clean!) With plastic-fabric colors make the eyes .... the usual flicker and the game done!!
I used this technique as well as decorating the interior of several rooms I had to decorate a whole range of outdoor walkway and balconies .... well ... I spent a fortune .... and then my ... Mama Do not ever throw a jar .... so ..... economy nth degree!

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.... my Halloween decorations ...





the equipment required is:
a pumpkin straight
media possibly a knife, a spoon


a candle-With a knife, carve a circle on the top of the pumpkin, possibly by cutting a zig-zag so you can retrieve the cover. The width of the circle to allow access of your hand.
-on lid you can make a central hole for passing the heat and smoke, or you can not do it at all.
-Drain the pumpkin with a spoon, even better if you use ilporzionatore for ice cream.
-At this point we must draw on the surface of the pumpkin's eyes, nose and mouth. With a
-coltellinoaffilatissimo started to carve parts of the drawing being careful to use the tool always at right angles.
-Now we just have to put a candle inside the pumpkin, dripping a little 'wax on the base, so as to glue the candle once positioned and put the cap on the pumpkin.

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Halloween Recipe No. 8 ... Bones ...




And here is one of the pieces that make the most impact, the bone biscuits.
If you have any cookie recipe you like you can use it, otherwise this is my ....
Ingredients: Flour


400 gr sugar 200 gr butter 150 gr


Chocolate Eggs 2 White
Preparation: Working
the yolks and sugar with a whisk for several minutes until the mixture becomes frothy and white.
steadfast Whip the egg whites, then start adding the flour to the mixture, embed them to the mixture, then stir the egg whites well, and gently mix well
the mixture, now add the melted butter, stir with a wooden spoon until to obtain a homogeneous mixture.
Give pasta shape you want for Halloween-shaped bone is the nice idea.
... Then bake at 190 degrees for 20-25 minutes, the butter cookies are ready!
When you are ready let it cool for a while '. Meanwhile
Melt the white chocolate.
When cookies are completely intingeteli quite chilly in the melted chocolate and let it strengthen.
decoration:
the skull in the picture is not of biscuit or cake ... is a decoration that I made with salt dough and then I spray painted with the color .... so if you want to do, remember to your friends what you eat .... .... if you die !!!!( I had to repeat it several times last year to some heads anvil!)
Good appetitooooooo ......

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Halloween Recipe No. 7 .... heads witch.




recipe that will take some 'time in most of the others.
-Ingredients:

cream puffs cones for ice cream pastry

dark chocolate chips for decorations

grain colored white chocolate melted

-green food coloring Preparation: Melt the white chocolate and
Put us a few drops of food coloring (I chose green)
Fill the cream puffs with custard that before you did and made it cool.
dip in the melted chocolate cream puffs "green"
before the chocolate solidifies place two drops of dark chocolate to make eyes
dip the base of the cones in the melted chocolate before and immediately after the grain color, then put the cone mo Hats off on the cream puffs, and then solidifying the chocolate ....
and Decorate served at your leisure.

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Halloween Recipe # 6 .... drink blood.




Here drinks ....
The cocktail you can prepare as you wish .... the more important that contains strawberry juice or orange-red color so as to give it a hyper-red.
The hand is nonsense to do .... Take latex gloves, fill them with water and a good amount of pure lemon juice and a little sugar.
Put the gloves in the freezer, allow it to freeze and when it's time to serve a drink you put the contents of the glove into the bowl of icy cocktails.
Because ice floats, the effect is fantastic ... it seems really a hand floating in the blood!!
Cheers .....

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Halloween Recipe # 5 .... Baramezzini.




I think for these sandwiches there is not much to say .... Simply do
of cold toast with whatever you want, then give him the form of small coffins ....
the end as "crocedecorazione" the use of olive paste pasta!
Simple, fast, cute and of course !!!!! bbbbbbbbbuoni

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Halloween Recipe # 4 .... The family tomb.




A cake tradition turned into a tomb.
recipe quick and easy:
What you need:
160 g of flour,
150 g of sugar, 40 g cocoa
,
5 eggs,
1 packet of yeast, 1 packet
of vanillin.
How to prepare:
sift together the flour with cocoa. Besides, beat the eggs with sugar until the mixture to become foamy, then flavored with vanilla. Meanwhile a buttered mold and velatelo flour, then pour the mixture level to make them uniform with a knife moistened. Bake at 190-200 degrees for 40 minutes and let cool.
When cool enough to cut it to shape it into a tomb.
With margins that were created a cross on the center of the cake.
A dusting of icing sugar and so on ...
For the decorations you need just a little 'fantasy ... I have recovered pieces of a crate of fruit was going to throw and with a little 'hot glue I made a small recintino around the cake, and I made the spiders with licorice tied.
Now it's up to you ... and your imagination!!

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Halloween Recipe # 3 .... The fingers of the Witch of the West.




Another super easy and delicious recipe.
ingredient:
1_biscotti (all types) and long stick
2_cioccolato white flakes melted
3_mandorle
4_concentrato raspberry
Preparation:
A_Sciogliere bars of white chocolate
B_Intingere cookies in melted chocolate well
C_Prima the chocolate to solidify rest on one end of a sliver of almond biscuit
D_Attendere that chocolate be strengthened
E_In a container (or a plate) making the raspberry concentrate, appoggiateci over the end of the cookie without the almond slices.
And here are your fingers ready and bloody good !!!!!

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Halloween Recipe No. 2 .... spiders poisonous.




Another simple recipe, perhaps a bit 'slower during preparation, but once you go like a train!
Required:
1_Biscotti round vanilla or coconut (... even better)
2_M & M's
3_Biscotti Togo
4_ Licorice rolled
5_Panna mounted
6_Zucchero icing
Preparation:
A_Prima all the whipped cream, I have made at home, but I go also the fine spray.
B_Tagliate pieces of licorice no longer than 5 cm
C_Tagliate one end of Togo biscuits (so that if you lean on the biscuit round shape of the base do not come out of it!)
D_Sopra each biscuit round (which we will be the base) you put a little whipped cream, two pieces of licorice made X, Togo, cut over to these, and one end place two M & M's the same color.
E_Per it all, do the effect with a sprinkle of powdered sugar ...
is ready .... GGGGgnaaaaaammmmmmmm our spiders!!

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Halloween Recipe # 1 .... The eyes of the corpse.




Simple recipe .... time to create than one-quarter of an hour for 10 eyes.
Ready ... go ...:
1 ready-made puff pastry
2_crema
3_ciccolato
4_gocce melted white chocolate raspberry fondant
5_concentrato
A_i cream puffs are filled with cream that you have already prepared first.
B_Fate melt 2 / 3 stick of chocolate Dianchi
C_Intingete the cream puffs, already impaled on forks in the hot zone Ciccolo
D_Aspettate that chocolate is a little riafforzi
E_Mettete a drop of chocolate in the middle of puffs
F_Fate veins with concentrated raspberry
G_Createvi a basket-support because his eyes \\ puffs present themselves for "standing up" That's it .......
the eyes of your body will be ready to eat .... and strabuoni !!!!!
Good Job! ;)

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Arriva Halloween ... ... I ready to create!




It 'almost time for Halloween ... and given the success of my sweet creations last year ... get myself to work doing tricks tempting to friends and whoever would be attacked by gentle ghosts, eyes of cream puffs, tombs of chocolate, biscuit and bone vaniglia.Postate Frankenstein creations on Flickr I last Halloween .... in the banner at the top you can see them all!! See you soon and fast recipe to make some soffiatina something 'normal' a bit "scary"! ;)

Monday, June 7, 2010

Should A Short Person Get A Poofy Prom Dress

Job hunting a


Much time has passed since I last wrote, and thanks to a good screaming from my own assiduous reader here I am again.
I'm still looking for work this morning and as soon as I stepped out of the house will act with what can be considered the "final act" which can only leave a job offer.
The premise is to find a job during the day, no matter how soon should begin in the morning, I want to do something that is not the only waiter in the evening, between the work "normal" remain on the list then the bartender or the waiter in a cafe and the new entry clerk in a clothing store (next episode).
But let's jump back a week, when I trod the desperate streets of teaching in some language institute or a university lectureship. As written on the website of the Italian Embassy, \u200b\u200bthe only ways to make the reader at a university can be participating in a state competition held in Italy once every 3 years (too bad that the last was in 2006 ...) or contact the university (with a page with addresses, for the series: "Be smart and do not count on the ministry "...)
Thus began writing a curriculum that press heavily on my academic excellence and the desire to get involved and grow from a training point of view ... 9 9 curriculum with supplemental letters of recommendation sent by e-mail.

And after a week ...








1) Centre of Italian Studies: where in the newsletter this month was trumpeted its fantastic experience of an Italian girl who had worked for a week at the center, complete with a "hope of seeing the girl again in the future" ... so excited about being snapped up sending everything and nothing ....

2) Dante Alighieri Academy: where I try to press on my studies even in the illustrious city of Florence, home of "semi-bitter," the "divine" writer ... Obviously I did not write this shit in the letter, but in this case ... nothing.

3) The globe or a newspaper that is of Italian news, written in Italian and published here in Melbourne, where the graphics, I do not know what arcane reasons, very reminiscent of the symbol of "Fiamma Tricolore" ... but luckily it's just a case ... obviously in this case ... nothing!

4) Then we start with the universities: Monash University, La Trobe University, Melbourne University, with letters sent to the departments of linguistics and Italian studies, even in the case of Melbourne University (which by the way is the most prestigious 3) I have written directly to a teacher because there was no mail for the department ... I'd be curious to see who will face the fact that professor, especially when they read our emails as in Italy (except for Santa Marquis from Florence, that even at 2 am a complete reply to every email)

5) Then there is the one who organizes and assigns the task of tutoring people in the Italian schools of the state of Victoria ... and in this case, since it was his job to receive CV and say something can not get a response ... obviously not here!

6) Finally, the Co.As.It, which currently I do not remember what it is, but as I never answer and it is useless to go brush up on their site (though it will probably be an association Italo-Australian) where there is even a form on the site where to send resume and cover letter to teachers or to receive other work .... not received a response ... for now, among other things, the girl that I has advised me that his parents know someone within the association and that maybe they can not send your CV in the incinerator ... but so is useless to ask "a little push", then there would be no difference.

7) The ninth I do not remember, but I'll still be happy to receive a positive response

resigned Matteo short, the road course in any institution or school is not the right one.
In the next episode: my 2 new page "of the Italian language tutor for $ 25 per hour (calculated as the average is $ 45 per hour, especially by people of Italian has only a distant relative and a few of the study menga ), a future Ice cream New Zealand and discounts from corporate Lacoste!

Friday, May 28, 2010

Catchy Healthy Living And Exercise Slogans




dates back many months ago in 'my project to write a TV show starring a linguist and titled "The language" a kind of comedy based on the language manic obsessions of a professor who believes the people who around by the way he talks.
Of course the project had found support for the language setting that I had developed in the recent past and that still grips me ... aimeh sure how I was pleased to linguistics and as I studied I could have taken any other way for the university that I had not given access to a job well paid. Better not to think about these things now ... the idea to start another three years or start something from scratch makes me just be very angry and tristesssa, because now I am 23 years old, and most likely this will be a sabbatical year to study ..
more time passes, the more I realize that the only thing I can do is ... nothing! certainly know how to use photoshop, but I have no certificate attesting to my ability and still not have sufficient technical notions. In this respect, are just curious to see what they did do those who sought a chart and to whom I sent my resume in with key revisited: a degree that misses a fuck with the graphics, the image of a labor Pacific Magazine for free, images of my paintings, and then as icing on the cake, the phrase "capable of building light installations" with photos of the huge "Protect Me From What I Want" attached eheh.


(Here's one of the slides that I designed from scratch to Pacific Magazine, and was even appreciated by the customers!)


Ah of course for those seeking a chart I replied eheheh ;-)

I'm going to run an ad on the Internet where I volunteer as a teacher of Italian and even more to whet any student I have also decided to offer a service "Customise Visual Aids" or Italian vocabulary cards customized to individual requirements. We hope that both bite my face I love that students eligible candidates, because right now I do not want the waiter in the evening, as it is the only time of day when Ben comes home, for now I have sent some curriculum for work in a bar during the day ... but zero answers, because people are all looking for experienced and I do not have experience, if only the curriculum is written so clever trying to emphasize my "skills of teamwork and many other shit ...

Examples of Visual Aids Custimize especially bizarre to see how they self! (You can click on them to see the larger original version)




I close by explaining the reason for the title of this post, following on the beginning and closing the circle: "The mother tongue was in fact the spin-off of "The Linguists" which told the story of just a new teacher of Italian abroad and whose copyrights belong to Madame Sbarby theory and that sooner or later buy in exchange for giving some Pollastrini!

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Farewell Ceremony Of Collage Invitation

The native tongue of the mystery, and Persia, "the friend of all our" Quest for the perfect cure


While I was on the flight headed from Dubai to Melbourne, a mysterious trio of characters has fueled my doubts language.
In practice it was a couples after a small child, probably born less than a year, and a plump old lady whose role has been surely to be the mother of one of the spouses. The man seemed physically
a mixture of an Italian and a North African, but his wife, in "meat" too, had eyes and hair blacks.
In practice during the flight this trio has not done is an incredible exchange with code-switching and code-mixing (mixing and then alternating between different languages) phrases in Italian, English, a dialect of southern extreme, and apparently speaking Arabic!
The shocking thing was seeing the old lady to speak in dialect and see the other two respond in Arabic apparent, however, surprised even the great skill with which all three (even the old South) practiced English with the hostesses on board.

Now among the thousands of cases, the most plausible seems to me that that was the old chubby married an American general came to liberate Sicily in '43, then for the sake of this man she has agreed to moved to Malta where he also speaks English. daughter understand why the Italian spoken in the family by her mother, and her husband actually belongs to the second generation of Tunisian migrants in Malta and then to his wife taught their language of origin, and the old lady to snoop a bit 'as does any good mother-in-law decided to learn even the daring code, or the mysterious Arabic language is nothing but the famous Maltese! (For which we will then seek advice from the / our / friend or / or Ferr / Fern-ando).

The other hypothesis provides instead of the chubby old lady was born in Africa of Italian parents in any colony, and only later it ended up in Malta after being expelled from his native soil and rejected by the beautiful country.


And look what effect it nostalgia that makes this picture ... obviously not for the colonies, but for Iraq saying "Iraq" and called Iran "Persia" ... rilfettere which makes a lot, think back to that image would have today if Iran was still called Persia ... everyone seems to jump nell'Aladdin of Walt Disney! only to discover that it is more like a millennium ago! ahah


And since we're on the subject of magic lamps, how not to mention the cover of "The world is mine" made by Gigi D'alessio and Anna (the friend of all our ") Tatangelo. Do not post the link for this blog not to get, at most you will find it posted in the bulletin of some lucky friend on facebook: D


Also note not to look old Anna "the friend of all our" Tatangelo, I had never seen this style on her "girl Scampia.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Does Runescape Accept Mastercard?

/ thieves / Hot chocolate


And here I am back in Melbourne at that, this time without any kind of training anti-jet lag ... In fact, despite my Italian friends took me around when I began in January to move the clock to get used to the new schedule a few days before my departure, I can finally say that this technique was very functional ... because this time it went much differently!
In practice the first 4 days (although I slept for 18 hours over 23 during my trip) I've always been pretty stoned and Sunday only, with a slight hangover, I realigned my body clock.
Friday evening after going to the spectacle of a drag-queen I began to blunder, a very funny feeling to describe, it was as if I were dummies at the physical level, but with the mind, wake up! The phantom
"Pills of the sun" or better "sunshine pills / tablets, pills or banal of melatonin to combat jet lag, (referred as" the sun "because they align the body's rhythm with the cycle of the sun) buy all'Esselunga, remained inside the bag of medicines and perhaps in retrospect I would have done well to at least make the effort to swallow, but to honor those 21 grams of total weight that occupied in the suitcase ...
21 grams that were to be included in 30kg of luggage 7 kg of hand luggage, but I wonder why in the end the total weight of suitcases stood at the beauty of 41 kg ... that thief! In fact, after weighing the suitcases to take at the check-in here that started the process of "thieves Italian," starring my hand luggage which began to fill with all those clothes and sweaters over "the ballot" after have abandoned the "big bag", fortunately for the repechage televoting did not attend my mother who would certainly have pressed to bring a supply of pajamas. The problem of course you will return, where the current 41kg certainly will add something else, in fact, that this theft of Melbourne Italian would be impossible given that the last time I weighed the bag by hand for 2 times!


Needless to say, this time to make a nice walk through the infinite Dubai Duty Free has not been possible, having the weight on the shoulders of two fat cats pregnant.

And now here I am on the couch intent to ship various curriculum so vain (I will not take as long as a regular place as a waiter ...) and wait for the technician to repair the heating ... because it is already a cold murderess ahhhh, tropical Australia just saw!
But here's a surprise: the door opens, Ben is that in a business meeting and found another 5 minutes to get home and give me a steaming hot chocolate (extra large version of course, as you can see from the photo).


I have always said that the chocolate put in a good mood, and will surely be a very simple slogan on which, however much I have to press in the future, on the threshold of the opening of my chocolate, what will happen when there will be no else eat up my delicious ;-)

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

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"Telefilmini mental" nothing in the painting


Dubai A novel, set in a thick mist beige, an atmosphere quite different from pale gray mist enveloping the mornings Po, is a fog, "thick" , which exudes warmth, it seems almost suspended sand in the area. This heavy
landscape was seen from the window of the plane during landing approaches, which are very different from those of the previous time, made me fear that the plane was about to sink in the Arabian Gulf, but the scenery is wonderful, this time you land to the city that runs on my right to a share so low to make the huge skyscrapers cast worthy of the name of language that lead, once the danger dell'inabissamento and rejected the hypothesis that the plane was going to crash at 163 floors of a building, there remained the idea of \u200b\u200ba landing on 'Highway, as did Jack Bauer in "24" ... but the surprise here is check the runway

short, as usual excessive amount of TV series and movies mental

But ultimately what I'm doing at the airport in Dubai, if not to accomplish what I can safely consider a "mental telefimino", to use a "Valecchio," a term that after my degree has become very fashionable, a new kind of grammatical category (whose scope is second only to the elusive "and" multi-purpose) where you can put anything from a stroke of genius by the halftone, the finest in horror games metaphorical language.

Now I'm sitting here writing this blog surrounded by people who do not understand my language, but the inner feeling is not to prove anything ... I left home and did not feel anything, I greeted my parents and I have not tried anything, I'm radically change my life for the next seven months and I feel absolutely nothing, nothing, nothing ... actually is the day that I graduated that my emotions have ceased to beat, it would not surprise me, it will pass, and it is highly likely that between 15 hours to start "intensive care" eheh

Monday, May 17, 2010

1977 Ford Pinto Cruising Wagon.

beige sweaters, jackets and vanillin


We provide 37 kg (30 and 7 in case of hand luggage) and had to suffice for the entire wardrobe winter / spring / summer ... During the tests I put everything into the suitcase ... yet the weight (and adds a computer, shoes and various crap) is still far from moltooo limit, I wonder how it is possible, considering that the return to Melbourne with all my summer wardrobe for a miracle I stayed in the 37 kg maximum.
missing 2 days of return, we hope not to catch the damn cloud of ash ... so the trip is already short, that goes wrong instead of 1-day trip will take me 2 or 3 ahahahaha
However, the feeling is to take a train to Florence, and not a second to change planes and face an intercontinental journey of 23 hours ...


You can not bring food in Australian territory, unless it is within an imaginary list of which ignores the existence ... we hope that both the vanilla in it and above all that the exchange for some strange hallucinogenic substance!

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Buy Fake Moustaches Online

Innerspace


On May 19, will take the flight back to Melbourne and stay there until December 20, exactly six months out of the world. There are many
my doubts, but one thing is certain ... we will have to roll up their sleeves and forget the 110 and praise. I'll have to find some work exhaustively for the first few months and hopefully in September could also be selected for an internship of three months at the Institute of Italian Culture Italian embassy or directly (though it would be in Canberra).

In any case, the future looks more like a mysterious chimera: drop everything and change completely field of study (web design) or continue to specialize and increasingly in the humanities, perhaps in the section of the broadcast television?, not to mention all the opportunities as internships and scholarships that I could throw away going in Australia.
But no matter, I'm back in Australia to try to get what I'm chasing for 23 years ... and that "alas" in my scale of values \u200b\u200bis much more important to success in the professional world.
It does not matter if I return in December with empty hands and hearts, if only we'll try!

Friday, May 7, 2010

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AFTER 30 YEARS .... WE KNOW WHAT REALLY DEAD is Elvis Presley ....... BUT !!!!!! X CARITADDDDDIOOOO



The cause of death of Elvis? A chronic constipation
Posted Fri, May 7, 2010 at 12:20 EDT by Cicciotti www.funweek.it in Funweek Blog
On Elvis Presley's death, which occurred August 16, 1977 in Memphis, everyone tells her. .
Just over 30 years, yet the mystery of the disappearance of the 'King of Rock' is not falling, indeed thickens every day, mainly thanks to new voices - often unfounded - put about by fans and scholars from simple, anxious to discover the truth. .

Elvis was the then girlfriend Ginger Alden found dead in his bathroom ..

He was only 42 years, that many thought that the cause of death was the abuse of drugs or alcohol. .

Then it was thought rather to heart problems, due to a weak heart, or dysfunctions caused by obesity. .

Some people still believe that Elvis is not dead, but has fake his death to enjoy a quiet life somewhere in the world, exotic and not crowded. .

The final assumption is made about his death, however, by his close friend and his personal physician, Dr. George Nichopoulos Nick, that during the last 12 years of Elvis' life has been treating ..

The doctor has just published a book titled 'The King and Dr. Nick', explaining in detail the actual cause of death of Elvis. .

Fans will be amazed and - disappointed - to discover that, according to the doctor, Elvis died of a chronic constipation and that, therefore, was found dead near his toilet. .

Chronic constipation due, in fact, a disproportionate colon, intestinal mobility almost non-existent and possibly even obesity. .

's death is explained and the extra pounds put on by the singer in recent years ..

And who wonders why Elvis had not done solves the problem, the doctor replies that the singer thought it was embarrassing. .

A surprising answer is probably that provided Dr. Nichopoulos ..

you to decide whether to believe or continue to imagine a beach in Hawaii Elvis is still alive and kicking!.

article Cicciotti Grace (photo @ GettyImages)

REFLECTION dellaDebby ......: "But let it rest in peace sti dead just makes us sick to our veroooooo ?????? hours sleep safer and more serene. ... poor Elvis!!