Friday, May 28, 2010

Catchy Healthy Living And Exercise Slogans




dates back many months ago in 'my project to write a TV show starring a linguist and titled "The language" a kind of comedy based on the language manic obsessions of a professor who believes the people who around by the way he talks.
Of course the project had found support for the language setting that I had developed in the recent past and that still grips me ... aimeh sure how I was pleased to linguistics and as I studied I could have taken any other way for the university that I had not given access to a job well paid. Better not to think about these things now ... the idea to start another three years or start something from scratch makes me just be very angry and tristesssa, because now I am 23 years old, and most likely this will be a sabbatical year to study ..
more time passes, the more I realize that the only thing I can do is ... nothing! certainly know how to use photoshop, but I have no certificate attesting to my ability and still not have sufficient technical notions. In this respect, are just curious to see what they did do those who sought a chart and to whom I sent my resume in with key revisited: a degree that misses a fuck with the graphics, the image of a labor Pacific Magazine for free, images of my paintings, and then as icing on the cake, the phrase "capable of building light installations" with photos of the huge "Protect Me From What I Want" attached eheh.


(Here's one of the slides that I designed from scratch to Pacific Magazine, and was even appreciated by the customers!)


Ah of course for those seeking a chart I replied eheheh ;-)

I'm going to run an ad on the Internet where I volunteer as a teacher of Italian and even more to whet any student I have also decided to offer a service "Customise Visual Aids" or Italian vocabulary cards customized to individual requirements. We hope that both bite my face I love that students eligible candidates, because right now I do not want the waiter in the evening, as it is the only time of day when Ben comes home, for now I have sent some curriculum for work in a bar during the day ... but zero answers, because people are all looking for experienced and I do not have experience, if only the curriculum is written so clever trying to emphasize my "skills of teamwork and many other shit ...

Examples of Visual Aids Custimize especially bizarre to see how they self! (You can click on them to see the larger original version)




I close by explaining the reason for the title of this post, following on the beginning and closing the circle: "The mother tongue was in fact the spin-off of "The Linguists" which told the story of just a new teacher of Italian abroad and whose copyrights belong to Madame Sbarby theory and that sooner or later buy in exchange for giving some Pollastrini!

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Farewell Ceremony Of Collage Invitation

The native tongue of the mystery, and Persia, "the friend of all our" Quest for the perfect cure


While I was on the flight headed from Dubai to Melbourne, a mysterious trio of characters has fueled my doubts language.
In practice it was a couples after a small child, probably born less than a year, and a plump old lady whose role has been surely to be the mother of one of the spouses. The man seemed physically
a mixture of an Italian and a North African, but his wife, in "meat" too, had eyes and hair blacks.
In practice during the flight this trio has not done is an incredible exchange with code-switching and code-mixing (mixing and then alternating between different languages) phrases in Italian, English, a dialect of southern extreme, and apparently speaking Arabic!
The shocking thing was seeing the old lady to speak in dialect and see the other two respond in Arabic apparent, however, surprised even the great skill with which all three (even the old South) practiced English with the hostesses on board.

Now among the thousands of cases, the most plausible seems to me that that was the old chubby married an American general came to liberate Sicily in '43, then for the sake of this man she has agreed to moved to Malta where he also speaks English. daughter understand why the Italian spoken in the family by her mother, and her husband actually belongs to the second generation of Tunisian migrants in Malta and then to his wife taught their language of origin, and the old lady to snoop a bit 'as does any good mother-in-law decided to learn even the daring code, or the mysterious Arabic language is nothing but the famous Maltese! (For which we will then seek advice from the / our / friend or / or Ferr / Fern-ando).

The other hypothesis provides instead of the chubby old lady was born in Africa of Italian parents in any colony, and only later it ended up in Malta after being expelled from his native soil and rejected by the beautiful country.


And look what effect it nostalgia that makes this picture ... obviously not for the colonies, but for Iraq saying "Iraq" and called Iran "Persia" ... rilfettere which makes a lot, think back to that image would have today if Iran was still called Persia ... everyone seems to jump nell'Aladdin of Walt Disney! only to discover that it is more like a millennium ago! ahah


And since we're on the subject of magic lamps, how not to mention the cover of "The world is mine" made by Gigi D'alessio and Anna (the friend of all our ") Tatangelo. Do not post the link for this blog not to get, at most you will find it posted in the bulletin of some lucky friend on facebook: D


Also note not to look old Anna "the friend of all our" Tatangelo, I had never seen this style on her "girl Scampia.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Does Runescape Accept Mastercard?

/ thieves / Hot chocolate


And here I am back in Melbourne at that, this time without any kind of training anti-jet lag ... In fact, despite my Italian friends took me around when I began in January to move the clock to get used to the new schedule a few days before my departure, I can finally say that this technique was very functional ... because this time it went much differently!
In practice the first 4 days (although I slept for 18 hours over 23 during my trip) I've always been pretty stoned and Sunday only, with a slight hangover, I realigned my body clock.
Friday evening after going to the spectacle of a drag-queen I began to blunder, a very funny feeling to describe, it was as if I were dummies at the physical level, but with the mind, wake up! The phantom
"Pills of the sun" or better "sunshine pills / tablets, pills or banal of melatonin to combat jet lag, (referred as" the sun "because they align the body's rhythm with the cycle of the sun) buy all'Esselunga, remained inside the bag of medicines and perhaps in retrospect I would have done well to at least make the effort to swallow, but to honor those 21 grams of total weight that occupied in the suitcase ...
21 grams that were to be included in 30kg of luggage 7 kg of hand luggage, but I wonder why in the end the total weight of suitcases stood at the beauty of 41 kg ... that thief! In fact, after weighing the suitcases to take at the check-in here that started the process of "thieves Italian," starring my hand luggage which began to fill with all those clothes and sweaters over "the ballot" after have abandoned the "big bag", fortunately for the repechage televoting did not attend my mother who would certainly have pressed to bring a supply of pajamas. The problem of course you will return, where the current 41kg certainly will add something else, in fact, that this theft of Melbourne Italian would be impossible given that the last time I weighed the bag by hand for 2 times!


Needless to say, this time to make a nice walk through the infinite Dubai Duty Free has not been possible, having the weight on the shoulders of two fat cats pregnant.

And now here I am on the couch intent to ship various curriculum so vain (I will not take as long as a regular place as a waiter ...) and wait for the technician to repair the heating ... because it is already a cold murderess ahhhh, tropical Australia just saw!
But here's a surprise: the door opens, Ben is that in a business meeting and found another 5 minutes to get home and give me a steaming hot chocolate (extra large version of course, as you can see from the photo).


I have always said that the chocolate put in a good mood, and will surely be a very simple slogan on which, however much I have to press in the future, on the threshold of the opening of my chocolate, what will happen when there will be no else eat up my delicious ;-)

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

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"Telefilmini mental" nothing in the painting


Dubai A novel, set in a thick mist beige, an atmosphere quite different from pale gray mist enveloping the mornings Po, is a fog, "thick" , which exudes warmth, it seems almost suspended sand in the area. This heavy
landscape was seen from the window of the plane during landing approaches, which are very different from those of the previous time, made me fear that the plane was about to sink in the Arabian Gulf, but the scenery is wonderful, this time you land to the city that runs on my right to a share so low to make the huge skyscrapers cast worthy of the name of language that lead, once the danger dell'inabissamento and rejected the hypothesis that the plane was going to crash at 163 floors of a building, there remained the idea of \u200b\u200ba landing on 'Highway, as did Jack Bauer in "24" ... but the surprise here is check the runway

short, as usual excessive amount of TV series and movies mental

But ultimately what I'm doing at the airport in Dubai, if not to accomplish what I can safely consider a "mental telefimino", to use a "Valecchio," a term that after my degree has become very fashionable, a new kind of grammatical category (whose scope is second only to the elusive "and" multi-purpose) where you can put anything from a stroke of genius by the halftone, the finest in horror games metaphorical language.

Now I'm sitting here writing this blog surrounded by people who do not understand my language, but the inner feeling is not to prove anything ... I left home and did not feel anything, I greeted my parents and I have not tried anything, I'm radically change my life for the next seven months and I feel absolutely nothing, nothing, nothing ... actually is the day that I graduated that my emotions have ceased to beat, it would not surprise me, it will pass, and it is highly likely that between 15 hours to start "intensive care" eheh

Monday, May 17, 2010

1977 Ford Pinto Cruising Wagon.

beige sweaters, jackets and vanillin


We provide 37 kg (30 and 7 in case of hand luggage) and had to suffice for the entire wardrobe winter / spring / summer ... During the tests I put everything into the suitcase ... yet the weight (and adds a computer, shoes and various crap) is still far from moltooo limit, I wonder how it is possible, considering that the return to Melbourne with all my summer wardrobe for a miracle I stayed in the 37 kg maximum.
missing 2 days of return, we hope not to catch the damn cloud of ash ... so the trip is already short, that goes wrong instead of 1-day trip will take me 2 or 3 ahahahaha
However, the feeling is to take a train to Florence, and not a second to change planes and face an intercontinental journey of 23 hours ...


You can not bring food in Australian territory, unless it is within an imaginary list of which ignores the existence ... we hope that both the vanilla in it and above all that the exchange for some strange hallucinogenic substance!

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Buy Fake Moustaches Online

Innerspace


On May 19, will take the flight back to Melbourne and stay there until December 20, exactly six months out of the world. There are many
my doubts, but one thing is certain ... we will have to roll up their sleeves and forget the 110 and praise. I'll have to find some work exhaustively for the first few months and hopefully in September could also be selected for an internship of three months at the Institute of Italian Culture Italian embassy or directly (though it would be in Canberra).

In any case, the future looks more like a mysterious chimera: drop everything and change completely field of study (web design) or continue to specialize and increasingly in the humanities, perhaps in the section of the broadcast television?, not to mention all the opportunities as internships and scholarships that I could throw away going in Australia.
But no matter, I'm back in Australia to try to get what I'm chasing for 23 years ... and that "alas" in my scale of values \u200b\u200bis much more important to success in the professional world.
It does not matter if I return in December with empty hands and hearts, if only we'll try!

Friday, May 7, 2010

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AFTER 30 YEARS .... WE KNOW WHAT REALLY DEAD is Elvis Presley ....... BUT !!!!!! X CARITADDDDDIOOOO



The cause of death of Elvis? A chronic constipation
Posted Fri, May 7, 2010 at 12:20 EDT by Cicciotti www.funweek.it in Funweek Blog
On Elvis Presley's death, which occurred August 16, 1977 in Memphis, everyone tells her. .
Just over 30 years, yet the mystery of the disappearance of the 'King of Rock' is not falling, indeed thickens every day, mainly thanks to new voices - often unfounded - put about by fans and scholars from simple, anxious to discover the truth. .

Elvis was the then girlfriend Ginger Alden found dead in his bathroom ..

He was only 42 years, that many thought that the cause of death was the abuse of drugs or alcohol. .

Then it was thought rather to heart problems, due to a weak heart, or dysfunctions caused by obesity. .

Some people still believe that Elvis is not dead, but has fake his death to enjoy a quiet life somewhere in the world, exotic and not crowded. .

The final assumption is made about his death, however, by his close friend and his personal physician, Dr. George Nichopoulos Nick, that during the last 12 years of Elvis' life has been treating ..

The doctor has just published a book titled 'The King and Dr. Nick', explaining in detail the actual cause of death of Elvis. .

Fans will be amazed and - disappointed - to discover that, according to the doctor, Elvis died of a chronic constipation and that, therefore, was found dead near his toilet. .

Chronic constipation due, in fact, a disproportionate colon, intestinal mobility almost non-existent and possibly even obesity. .

's death is explained and the extra pounds put on by the singer in recent years ..

And who wonders why Elvis had not done solves the problem, the doctor replies that the singer thought it was embarrassing. .

A surprising answer is probably that provided Dr. Nichopoulos ..

you to decide whether to believe or continue to imagine a beach in Hawaii Elvis is still alive and kicking!.

article Cicciotti Grace (photo @ GettyImages)

REFLECTION dellaDebby ......: "But let it rest in peace sti dead just makes us sick to our veroooooo ?????? hours sleep safer and more serene. ... poor Elvis!!

Thursday, May 6, 2010

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Wales Farm? a dream that one day ... become reality!


Have you ever thought: How nice it would change his life ... LIVE ... ITS EFFORTS TO STAY IN CONTACT WITH ANIMALS AND NATURE
?!!!? Well .. I even us, we think now a lot of time!
many of us think, but many of them give up yet leaving for fear of running into a life so different in countries completely new ways of thinking and then literally live in different ways from their habits.
... I say just one thing: YOU CAN DO, AND ABOVE ALL BE EASIER THAN YOU THINK!
qesto is a dream for us one day become reality.
There is a tide for websites that explain how to do word for word to begin its activities in a beautiful farm just magnificent.
The territory of Wales offers a lot of profitable opportunities ...
You would think that the money you will spend (or spread) could be a lot ... well ... here you are very wrong ...
A farm with acres of arable land, areas of livestock animals, and open spaces used for some activity (in some cases you may find a small lake and a river of your property, because in your field) ... all this together would cost as much as buy here (in general in Italy) unAPPARTAMENTO! IO
I WERE YOU THERE ... RIGHT PENSAREI One moment ....
THEN .... with places and landscapes gel kind ... I would put signing immediately!
I leave you all kinds of thoughts and comments ... De
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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Naming A Beauty Salon

E-books and e-reader: Incoming (now already for quite a bit!) A new e-ink technology





We have said many times: read the ebook on an e-reader-equipped e-ink is a unique experience that every player should try. Say no a priori without ever having tried it, do not count! The e-ink, in fact, print the text on the screen of the reader and makes pleasant reading, with no eyes get tired.

Now it seems that it is studying a new e-ink technology: in addition to higher contrast and therefore easier to read, it will be faster so as to enable some simple animations also visible in bright sunlight. According to rumors, this new e-ink e-reader should arrive on next year.

And you have made it the experience of reading an e-book reader with an electronic ink?

not .... There is more cool cool!!

Samantha Anderson New

The WWF turned 20 ... party with three free Sundays!


Open to the public on 9, 16 and 23 May
ROME
Nine, four twenty-three p.m. May: More than 100 natural areas for a total of over 30 thousand hectares of protected land will be open to the public. These are the figures of the twentieth Day of the oasis of the WWF that, on the occasion of this special birthday, he decided to "take three" open to the public in their respective areas for three consecutive Sundays. The last of which will coincide with closing of the National Conference of biodiversity, scheduled May 20 to 22.

The Feast and all related initiatives have been presented this morning, at the RAI, Viale Mazzini, the Environment Minister Stefania Prestigiacomo, the chairman of WWF Stefano Leoni, the honorary president of WWF Fulco Pratesi and the president of RAI Social Action Department Carlo Romeo.

"The Oasis - said Fulco Pratesi - is a heritage of all Italians, a legacy of protected areas that defends pearl of biodiversity as flamingos, salamandrine, otters and butterflies that we want to make known to all citizens. Even for this - he added - the feast of the Oasis is a unique opportunity to celebrate together in 2010, Year of Biodiversity. " From Lake Burano Toscana in the forest of Mount Arcosu in Sardinia, from the beach Siculiana Sicialia in the Abruzzo National Park and that of the Circeo. 40 wetlands, 80 miles of coastline, with Mediterranean forests and woodlands of river.

All this and more will be available to all citizens who want to celebrate, the three Sundays of May, the nature and the WWF that in order to continue its work of restoration and conservation of nature calls for financial support. The contribution will be bestowed by sending an SMS to number 45508, or by making a deposit at all ATMs of UniCredit Group.

"A work of preservation of the environment - said Stefano Leoni - a situation that does not mean crystallize, preventing development. It is precisely the opposite - he underlined - preserving nature means preserving the foundations of life without which man can not live or evolve. "